Wise men take hearty quaffs, sing

Hail to thee, amber King of booze.

Indolent waifs sip dainty straws,

Stare vapidly at fruity hues;

Katzenjammers find everyone.

Erode sobriety with class,

Yaw home each night with empty glass

Whiskey, Whiskey, Whiskey, Whiskey, Whiskey

Drink wine, drink beer, drink scotch and drink'ye whiskey

Keep flask in hand it will be vital aid,

So Whiskey in your veins will ne'er fade.